United Discontent

Anybody wanna jerk off for and smoke a cigarette?

I started working for a spermbank as their promotional guy, and camel going from bar to bar giving out cigarettes in downtown austin (while also putting up flyers for sperm donors)

I’ll be handing out cigarettes, and asking for semen.   Why not make 150 dollars for waiting 3 days to jerk off in a cup so you can help an infertile man or a LGBT family?  And why not get paid an hour 14 to make people die of cancer so that you can get paid to buy organic and spread information about wellness?  If you can justify it, do it.  The only way to figure out if your wrong is through taste and touch.  Well I hope to see you guys around austin

what a great job right? you’ll see me in this

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